Thursday, 10 May 2012

Great Old Friends

So yuh boy drivin down Waterloo Rd, Arouca, Trinidad, and I'm headin by my moms. So I see a neighbour that I haven't seen in years. Its a long road so I offer her a drop.

ME: "Come take a drop nah?"
WOMAN: "Nah is ok ah could walk."
ME: "But is so long I aint see yuh, come nah." (lady looks around sighs and gets in and I drive off). WOMAN: "Yuh like older women?"
ME: looks at her uncomfortably, "errrr no, why u say dat?"
WOMAN: "I just get dat feeling."
ME: Well de woman seems abt 55. So I buss a side-eye at her, look around and then laugh nervously.
WOMAN: Then asks to me to drop her off after we pass 12 houses and goes into a house that I don't know.
ME... blank stare! ....errrr who de HELL was dat?????

It was de wrong woman oui, ROTFL!!!

3 comments:

  1. Sad thing is... (1) She must think I'm a damn sicko (2) She most likely got into the car under fear of death (3) and worst of all... I took de woman for a 10 second car ride. "Shame"

    ReplyDelete
  2. WTF OMG this made me laugh! lol lol If i was her i would freak out! Ya creep LOL

    ReplyDelete
  3. How do u think it made me feel? I was So ashamed. LOL

    ReplyDelete